shelleyduvallgf:

riverdale plots i made up

  • aliens get addicted to jingle jangle and abduct jughead, archie tries to get him back while betty does a face mask
  • veronica goes to ikea for the first time
  • toni finds out she can talk to snakes and confides in cheryl, then becomes distressed when she discovers cheryl has never heard of harry potter
  • archie and andrew garfield become good friends so jughead tries to kill himself
  • gay kevin gets lost in the woods for 2 weeks and no one notices
  • the gang holds a seance to get an evil spirit out of betty
  • archie becomes homeless and starts living in the zoo in the tiger enclosure
  • andrew garfield is sick after madchen amick poisoned him so his husband jake gyllenhaal has to step in and run the riverdale PTA’s annual bake sale
  • when pop’s gets a bad yelp review, jughead drops out of high school to become a priest
  • one of archie’s youtube videos goes viral, josie and the pussycats teach archie how to read so he can read the comments
  • the gang find out jughead’s dads won’t let him watch R-rated movies and everything he’s told them about pulp fiction is a lie
  • cheryl learns how to play the ukulele

Yoko Ono’s Cleaning Pieces

wethinkwedream:

CLEANING PIECE I

Write down a sad memory.
Put it in a box.
Burn the box and sprinkle the ashes in the field.
You may give some ashes to a friend who shared the sadness.

CLEANING PIECE II

Make a numbered list of sadness in your life.
Pile up stones corresponding to those numbers.
Add a stone, each time there is sadness.
Burn the list, and appreciate the mount of stones for its beauty.

Make a numbered list of happiness in your life.
Pile up stones corresponding to those numbers.
Add a stone, each time there is happiness.
Compare the mount of stones to the one of sadness.

CLEANING PIECE III

Try to say nothing negative about anybody.
a) For three days
b) For forty-five days
c) For three months

See what happens to your life.

CLEANING PIECE IV

Write down everything you fear in life.
Burn it.
Pour herbal oil with a sweet scent on the ashes.

CLEANING PIECE V

Let a list of arbitrary names come into your mind as you go to sleep.
Say “bless you” after each name.
Do this with speed, by keeping a constant rhythm, so, in no way, you would hesitate to bless them.