shelleyduvallgf:

riverdale plots i made up

• aliens get addicted to jingle jangle and abduct jughead, archie tries to get him back while betty does a face mask
• veronica goes to ikea for the first time
• toni finds out she can talk to snakes and confides in cheryl, then becomes distressed when she discovers cheryl has never heard of harry potter
• archie and andrew garfield become good friends so jughead tries to kill himself
• gay kevin gets lost in the woods for 2 weeks and no one notices
• the gang holds a seance to get an evil spirit out of betty
• archie becomes homeless and starts living in the zoo in the tiger enclosure
• andrew garfield is sick after madchen amick poisoned him so his husband jake gyllenhaal has to step in and run the riverdale PTA’s annual bake sale
• when pop’s gets a bad yelp review, jughead drops out of high school to become a priest
• one of archie’s youtube videos goes viral, josie and the pussycats teach archie how to read so he can read the comments
• the gang find out jughead’s dads won’t let him watch R-rated movies and everything he’s told them about pulp fiction is a lie
• cheryl learns how to play the ukulele