imagine being sister edgelord’s IT guy like, “you want HOW many projectors WHERe?”
dude hanging on a scaffolding over the well attempting to install a Dropcam like “it’s a good thing this chick’s mind-programming is so compelling because this gig doesn’t even include dental”
lmao omg
How about the beta testing. “How emotionally challenging was your experience in test number 3. Did you just piss your pants from fear or laughter. Wrong answer and you can be Alex Garridebs in the next run-through.”
“bob, listen, the moriarty clips aren’t syncing with audio and the boss just threatened to strangle me with my own intestines, how good are you with Final Cut Pro?”
“So who’s going to tell her that retro-fitting the high-security cells on level -7 with automatic sliding secret doors linked to the main console will take 18 months?”
“Hey I have a newborn, guys, give me a break.”
“Alright, Fred, rock-paper-scissors?”
“Has anyone seen Joe? I thought he was on A/V for the Gun Room rehearsal”
“Dude, he failed the loudspeaker test-run, she mind-controlled him off the edge of the south wing during our last performance review.”
“That asshole owed me ten quid. Pass me a Rockstar?”
“So who wants to help me haul a grown man into a small fake room?”
“Who’s got the family pictures we need to put on the walls? Also we need glue, stat”
“I’ve only got scotch tape. I think the boss didn’t program me sufficiently”
“It is your turn to fly the helicopter”
“Fuck it – I thought I was getting an early night”
“The boss needs to go sit on a bus and flirt”
“Oh well in the case….”
This is the funniest thing I have seen all week.
“hey do you know where to get a coffin boss says we need one”
“Why the fuck would I know?”
“I don’t know you’re the one who set up the room”
“Fuck this I’m letting her enslave me off a bridge at this point”
Who painted the walls with the ‘dip a broom in red paint and pretend your fighting a room full of spiders’ aesthetic?
Shit what about the person directing the Moriarty talking heads? Did she reprogram the people who made The Storyteller?
“Alan, can you take over in the booth for me for a bit? I’ve filmed six hours so far and I’m not sure any of it is usable.”
“Ok, so what have we got so far? Can I see the script?
“No script, boss just said to give him all the cocaine he wants and tell him to do an impression of his brother hosting a game show. Every five minutes or so, we play a train whistle, which seems to get him going again.”
“I see. But if he keeps threatening to make me into shoes I’m gonna say we just turn in this mess for editing and call it good.”
mofftiss: so the big twist is that, uh, *spins wheel* Sherlock’s dog, was actually *throws dart at board* victor trevor, who was, um, *throws dice* drowned in a well by….*draws playing card* Sherlock’s long lost evil sister because, *draws paper out of a hat* Sherlock never hugged her as a child.
the rug survived the flat-obliterating patience grenade too
here though the world explode, this rug survives
so that’s the rug-pull we were promised.
Mycroft grabbed it on his way out the door.
It’s also how Mycroft survived. Fun fact: the rug is made of non-flammable materials! So Mycroft yanked it up, swaddles himself in it, rolled down the stairs like a burrito, barrelling around the corner and through Mrs H’s kitchen, nabbing her on the way out the back door. Amazing. After the fire… graphics, however, there wasn’t enough budget leftover to show Mycroft’s amazing rug-burrito-rescue/escape. Alas.
…. seems legit.
Coffin: short person, practical about death, not close with family, loves Sherlock,
Sherlock: Molly?????,?
Eurus, looking awkwardly at John while googling Molly’s number: uhhh yes exactly yes there are bombs in her house yes
The case of the disappearing glass on Eurus’s prison cell will forever haunt me . I need an explanation for that first. Forget everything . Tell me how the fuck is that possible.
There is fucking reflection on the glass when Sherlock comes off the elevator like what the fuck
@love-in-mind-palace my biggest issue was how did they suspend that sign in the middle so steadily without there being fishing wire/string everywhere
I saw some production stills where the sign had a stand. So yeah they edited the stand out of the footage and now we have to believe that the sign was just suspending in mid-air. I am making no sense because that glass panel made no sense. Really that thing is the silliest plot point I have ever seen.
I am tearing my hair out as we speak.
and the sound of the violin was clearly being heard only through speakers?? I can see the throat mic working perhaps, but the violin…???
*Sherlock finds John regaining consciousness on the therapist’s floor after being shot with a tranquilizer gun for absolutely no reason, Eurus nowhere to be found because she just likes to tranquilize people and then run away as a prank*
Sherlock: John, are you alright? What happened?!
John: Well apparently I just met your secret sister and she shot me but I’m okay
*long pause while Sherlock runs complex scenarios in his mind, neurons firing, camera spinning around him as he uses his deduction powers to the fullest*
take time to figure it out 