the implication that colin firth’s character fucked elton john

lesbianshadowcat:

lesbianshadowcat:

swedish princess (whomst eggsy subsequently slept with and is still dating): if you save the world come back here 😉 

elton john to harry: if you save the world come back here 😉

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tbh like…theyre both named harry. theyre both colin firth. theyre both sexy old men. they have essentially the same personality. i think theres a lot of weight to the theory that harry kingsman might be leading a secret double life as harry sophie’s 3rd dad and is also fucking elton john on the reg