take time to figure it out

enoughtohold:

no one was really talking about bert and ernie fucking but if the idea upsets progressive homophobes so much it’s a hill i’m willing to die on tbh

gaygothur:

Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason

no1fan15:

Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

kyraneko:

radpeacharbiter:

floambones:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

haggord:

cephalotodd:

how many people with like broken windscreens or holes punched in walls from matt’s Antics do you think have walked into nelson and murdock and looked matt directly in the face and said “i want to sue daredevil”

matt listening to them talk about how much they want daredevil to pay for what he’s done

farmfem:

is it SOUL-EXPANDING? is it going to leave me better than it found me? is it gay? if not i am not interested