Reporter: Spiderman, what can you tell us about your relationship with famed Stark intern Peter Parker?
Spiderman: That guy is a hUGE asshole,, just one big embarrassing failure of human life.
Peter (watching the clip later): Say that to my fucking face you tool get a real job.
Tony: ARe YOU oKAY
jk rowling just sits around her multi million dollar home and thinks “how can i make my series more racist” and just goes out and does it. she’s so brave
*dystopian YA movie trailer voice* In a world where people are assigned at birth to be either gay or homophobic, being both is unheard of. Now, Betty Cooper is on the run from the law
25 million people in australia and every time i see another australian online i catch myself thinking ‘i wonder if i know them’
having a personal sense of style is gay culture and the reason why gay men are seen as fashionable and lesbians as tacky is because the standards are so low for men and so high for women send post
and FURTHERMORE the standards set for women are centered around how appealing they are to men and not actually about style at all a lot of the time. Lesbian style doesn’t care what men find attractive and is therefore considered “wrong”
assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number
lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.
should i go see colette or vita and virginia
main deciding factors are: which movie has more on screen lesbian sex, which movie would attract more women for me to hit on afterwards
take time to figure it out 