why the fuck are princess doll toys and pet shop shit commercials always putting these weird theme songs in like they cant even rhyme them  theyre always like âsparkles and glitter right before your eyes!!! she talks and dances and!!!!!!!!!!! spins and flies!!! Magic Surprise!! HorseâÂ
Iâve only just seen paddington 2 now but it turns out you were all right it IS the best film of all time
Movies donât need to reflect real life or the human condition. They just have to have a part where someone calls Hugh Grant the most attractive nun theyâve ever seen