poison-liker:

boarboy:

*walks up to character in videogame* OI….GUVNA…. *tips gentlemens massive GUN HAT* theres a plague infesting these streets that makes people wear victorian MECHA SUITS and shoot ATCHYA.. heres a weapon *hands you lightning sonic wooden milady pistol* OAW by the way…you have some super powers too! They’ll letCHA choose between the GOOD CHOICE and the BAD CHOICE…. but DANT WARRAY GAVNAH it only ulitmately affects this pretty girl here! take her! *hands you female in big collared coat* see you around gavna! ohh! these filthy rats! everywhere!! *coughs and dies* (press x for awesome) *you press x* *super slow mo close up of gentlemen dying where you can see his bones*

i’m confused. what does this famous winston churchill quote have to do with video games?

bonerfart:

i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

mjalti:

“I’ve seen women insist on cleaning everything in the house before they could sit down to write… and you know it’s a funny thing about housecleaning… it never comes to an end. Perfect way to stop a woman. A woman must be careful to not allow over-responsibility (or over-respectabilty) to steal her necessary creative rests, riffs, and raptures. She simply must put her foot down and say no to half of what she believes she “should” be doing. Art is not meant to be created in stolen moments only.”

— Clarissa Pinkola Estés, Women Who Run With the Wolves: Myths and Stories of the Wild Woman Archetype

tswiftdaily:

Taylor sang “I Knew You Were Trouble“ as the surprise b-stage surprise song tonight in Perth, Australia, 10/19/18

sapphichue:

if ur anti rain unfollow me i can’t associate w u

Me @ my brain trying to comp het me: she gay dude stop it lol

dans-homosensual-agenda:

Hey did you know that in the renaissance they would sensor the word c*nt by shortening it to “c”? Furthermore, do you know how many times Shakespeare refers to the “sea”? It’s quite a few. and you know what sea sounds like? 

So

sea=c

c=c*nt

So when Shakespeare references the sea it’s entirely possible that it’s a double entendre for female geneitalia.

So when he says that “My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep” he’s also saying “My love for you is as deep as that pussy;)”