ear:

vidaliaistranscendent:

shortandsharp:

celebrityho:

barapocalypse2017:

Bears: I’m going as a lumberjack this Halloween

The Entire LGBT Community:

Bottoms: I’m going to wear Arianna bunny ears for Halloween

The entire LGBT community:

Muscle gays: I’m going in something that requires eyeliner and no shirt

The entire LGBT community:

Straights: I’m going as Harley Quinn and my boyfriends the joker!

The entire LGBT+ community:

mizkameron:

you know what? women shouldn’t be expected to shave anywhere and that’s the tea

featuresofinterest:

oh you like bbc sherlock? name 10 john mirrors

sovietnam:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

Pop the biggest bottles, Hozier confirmed that he is not protecting his baby, his baby is a terrifying, unfaze-able being who revels in chaos and the sounds of the dead

tammycat:

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can