somewhat-homosexual:

shadow-nugget-nisbet:

nilihist:

when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being

ok but what does that make masturbation?

Self-empowerment

nose:

midtown120blues:

My dad: where’s the fucking tv remote

Me:

this lad looks like hes about tuck into a bit of wensleydale

yugaks:

jokelesbian:

lesbianshadowcat:

sapphosaur:

yugaks:

me cooking

layallyourlove:

layallyourlove:

cw actors are in their late twenties-early thirties not moving their face like brian jordan alvarez in the carolyn is 30 not 56 video

here is me reacting to the fact that my father isn’t really my father and my real father is the family butler

here is me reacting to my girlfriend doing a pole dance and strip tease to mad world at a party in which both our parents are in attendance

here is me reacting to my mom calling my boyfriend a homosexual

the-mad-march-hare42:

timemachineyeah:

Random The Good Place Headcanon

Everyone else is saying fuck and being censored, but Chidi really is just saying “fork”.

Jason has forgotten that they’re being censored and has been saying fork because everyone else is saying fork

ymcr:

seacreaturefeature:

ok we joke and we jape but like. shrek 1 is th only animated/childrens movie i can think of that has th message that its ok to be an ugly woman n 4 that reason i hav a lot of genuine respect for it as a piece of art

hornheadonmain:

gunisher:

matts bottom insticts made him fight ass out this whole not-team up

Punisher (2018) #3

when youre a blind vigilante in hells kitchen and youre dumb thick and you find your way around by echolocating with the sound of your ass cheeks clapping every time you take a step