kimpossibooty:

kimpossibooty:

kimpossibooty:

β€ͺPodcast idea: a D&D campaign with same characters, same story, same everything, but different comedians picking it up each week and trying to deal with what the players of the past week put their characters through

Working title: Roll Reversal

So there’s actually a really solid chance of this becoming a thing. Can you reblog this post if you’d have interest in listening to this?

gayantigone:

me around women: my left titty is a little bigger than my right titty here do you want to see? also i haven’t shaved my legs in a month and my thighs feel very soft

me around men: if you so much as insinuate that i have a physical form and that you have glanced at it i will come after you with a rusty meat cleaver and a fit of unbridled rage