Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave
Aries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate
Taurus Expectation: Loyal bull
Taurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you
Gemini Expectation: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.
Gemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month
Cancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong
Cancer Reality: Emotional wreck
Leo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident
Leo Reality: Emo lion
Virgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized
Virgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns
Libra Expectation: Fashionable and friendly and fair
Libra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone
Scorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious and probably a killer
Scorpio Reality: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions
Sagittarius Expectation: So wise and majestic
Sagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life
Capricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious
Capricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love
Aquarius Expectation: God
Aquarius Reality: Still God
Pisces Expectation: So cute such anime!!
Pisces Reality: How can I murder ppl without getting my dress dirty
Finally after 3 months of working on this, here they are!
My personal take on Taako’s outfits from the first 6 chapters! I might add a few bonus outfits later like his outfits for the live shows or the Stolen Century one under a cut for spoilers, but this was really fun! I really love Taako’s character and his style of fashionable elf who doesn’t give a shit about gender-restricted clothing. I feel like out of all the tres horny boys, Taako is the one you can have the most creative freedom and fun with designing his wardrobe.
If you haven’t checked out The Adventure Zone yet, I 100% recommend you go give it a listen. Even if you don’t listen to podcasts or aren’t into dnd it’s a great story that has lots of funny and emotional moments. I can’t even begin to describe my love for this show, it’s changed me so much and brought me joy when I was in my worst states.
Thanks Griffin for the adventure and I hope the new ones are just as good!
I just want a rich business butch to make me her trophy wife and buy me louboutins and jewelry and take me to galas in a sexy tesla sports car and open the door for me in her sexy 3 piece suit and take my delicate hand as I arise out of the car in 6 inch louboutins and a red silk dress with a super high thigh slit and she walks me down the red carpet and into the gala honoring me for my work in my chosen profession because im her femme trophy wife but i also have advanced degrees in my field and I’ve written books and shit and she proof reads for me since I’m a lesbian that can’t spell and she’s my sexy power wife that wears power suits 24/7 and intimidates our kid’s teachers at school for pushing heteronormative stereotypes onto our child and says something at the end of the meeting with the principal like “and if I ever have to come down here for bullshit about my daughter rightfully defending herself I will make your life a living hell” and I’m at the curb in our tesla crossover because we respect the earth and my daughter says something witty about how the public school system is classist and it’s time for revolution and she wants a dog for her birthday but she’s only 10 and were not sure she’s ready for the responsibility and commitment of raising a pet but then I realize I want the dog so we go to the pet store and get a great Dane with black and white spots and name her daisy and the dog is also a lesbian. and also me and my wife bang in the tesla sports car.
Sorry I 100% can’t relate. I would not buy one dog I would buy two. It’s a true power move to walk two Great Danes at the same time in silk and high heels.
that’s so valid and you’re right
Everyone’s art versions of Aubrey before Amnesty episodes: cool sexy goth lesbian, hardcore, “your daughter calls me daddy too”
Canon Aubrey: sweet-voiced cinnamon roll, cheesy kid-friendly performances, makes people respect her pet’s fake title, disaster lesbian, gets nervous around cute girls
So this is about studying, but it can be applied to any kind of creative, educational, or work endeavor.
My college classes are full college classes, but they’re compressed into 8 weeks. So for the next 8 weeks I will be working full time, going to school, doing this massive volunteer project, and managing 5-6 kids’ activities. To say that I’m anxious about it is an understatement. When I’m anxious about something, what do I do? Research! Here’s what I’ve found out:
From personal experience, that ‘use those small pockets of 15 minutes to do a small slice of ‘x’ activity is generally unhelpful. I have several pockets of 15 minutes but it feels completely chaotic to constantly switch activities.
But what to do when I’m on task and being productive? As a fan of the Pomodoro method for keeping on track – 25 5 25 5 25 5 25 15 – I have found (through experience and research) that this might be great for cleaning the house, but it’s actually awful for anything that requires actual concentration. Why?
The research around attention says that takes office workers around 25 minutes to get back on track after an interruption. And I’m going and interrupting myself! It’s basically setting up my brain for self-sabotage.
The research around deep work and flow states (xx etc), on the other hand, essentially tell us that long blocks of uninterrupted time, hyper focus, when we are at our best are ideal for big projects.
How am I applying this to my schoolwork, my writing goals, etc?
First, I’m writing everything down. And then I’m diving them into what I think will be 2-3 hour chunks of time. For school, I’m taking two classes this 8 weeks, which translates to two chapters per class per week. On weeks when I have a test, it’s just one chapter each. That’s four deep work sessions of schoolwork.
First of all, I wrote down everything I needed to do.
Then I did a small visualization exercise. This sounds hokey, but reaffirming why you’re doing what you’re doing really helps.
Distraction management: ate a snack, refilled my water bottle, went to the restroom, hid my phone, etc.
Prepared my workspace. Designate a workspace. It’s important
And then I got to work. For each session I was tackling one half of my schoolwork for that class for the week:
Peruse the chapter.
Read the lecture notes.
Listen to the lecture -take supplemental notes.
Read the chapter – fill in notes on your powerpoint printouts.
Retype the combined notes.
Do the end of chapter questions.
4 discussion board posts.
Take the quiz.
Analyze and print out the quiz results.
Prepare notecards.
The first session took me about three and a half hours, and it was absolutely brutal. BUT it would have taken me 5-6 otherwise.
I gave my brain a 30-45 minute break, ate, took a bathroom break, phone break, etc.
Repeat session: MUCH faster.. 2 – 2.5 hours for the same amount of work.
Repeat break: dinner, rest, music.
Repeat with the first session for math class: 1.5 hours.
This – longer work sessions – is nothing revolutionary, but it does run counter to what we’re told a lot of the time. I finished what would have been 12-15 hours of distracted, miserable work in an afternoon/evening. I feel really good about the quality of that work, and I feel so prepared for this week.
I have also been doing this at work – closing my inbox, turning off Skype and my phone – and it has yielded amazing results there, too. I already do this with painting. I think I’m going to do 1-2 deep writing sessions a week instead of trying to squeeze in a little big every day. I’ll adjust and test different variables over the next 8 weeks (shorter breaks, different times of day, etc), but I was super excited and wanted to share.