I was just thinking about what Teenlock would really be like, and you just know John wouldn’t be the most popular guy in school.
Chances are John and Sherlock would be those two kids who are practically joined at the hip, and hardly hang out with anyone other than each other (they would have some other peripheral friends). They’d sit together in class and at lunch, giggling about things only they’d find funny, and talking about some pretty oddball stuff.
Everyone thinks John’s nice enough, but he and Sherlock are just kinda strange, but at least they have each other. And no one is surprised when a class reunion rolls around, and it turned out they got married and are solving crimes for Scotland Yard.
i wish my spine was a sword. i wish my knuckles were steel and my teeth could cut leather. i wish i was made of diamonds, unbreakable, unfeeling, glittering in the sun.
If your spine was a sword, you wouldn’t be able to bend over. Bending over is fun.
i wish my spine was one of those flexible rulers that i could use to rap across people’s hands. i wish my knuckles were crayola crayons so i left art on everything i punched. i wish my teeth were straight and i had money for college. i wish i was made of triangles with a 90 degree angle so i could always be right, unbreakable, unfeeling, geometrical in the sun
Tonya was tiny, but her presence on the ice was powerful, undeniably muscular, and impossible to ignore. Commentators like to talk about skaters “fighting for each jump”; Tonya seemed to fight the jumps themselves. Later, much would be made in both the press and in parody about Tonya’s thighs: they were huge! They were so fat! How could she pretend to be pretty, or even feminine? But they were, at the end of the day, nothing more or less than the thighs of an athlete. They were thick and powerful because she needed them to be that way to launch herself into the air. When Midori jumped, she seemed to float like a leaf borne on the wind. Tonya, Time magazine wrote during the scandal, “bullies gravity.” They meant it as a criticism of her skating, and, by extension, of her, but one wonders: did this have to be a bad thing? What was inherently wrong with a spectacle of female power in which you could almost taste the athlete’s sweat, and feel her desire, her soreness, and her determination to leave the ground? She wasn’t artful, but it wasn’t her job to make art; she wasn’t soft and feminine, but it wasn’t her job to be those things, to sit still, or to smile passively while the cameras lingered on her face. It was her job to jump and spin, to tear the ice with her speed, to fight and fall and get up and fight again. And for a while—when the axel was a novelty and her country needed a skater who could challenge the Japanese, when the old narrative of American spunk versus a foreign juggernaut was ready to be dusted off for yet another Olympic year, and when Tonya could be counted on to win—the axel was enough to make Tonya enough.
my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”
and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”
and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right"
There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell
“We’ve always struggled with finding a quick way of communicating why #TheZoneCast is worth listening to. Hopefully, this trailer for the Balance arc does the trick. Thanks for sharing it with everyone on Earth.”
ahhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH if you’ve been wondering “should I get into this thing? should I take a gander at this TAZ I keep hearing about?” give this 3 minutes of your time and see if helps make up your mind 😀