trxye-and-txlly:

walkingbomb:

reminder to:

  • straighten your back
  • go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
  • go take your meds if you need to
  • drink some water
  • go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
  • maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
  • reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
  • maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

Lifelines
💊Aries: support, understanding, and acceptance rather than judgement. a safe and secure place they can always fall back on regardless of how far they roam. play and physical activity
💊Taurus: the ability to completely internalise and feed on, soak, and disappear in the rich inner experience and imagination, caffeine, music, human touch, netflix
💊Gemini: the keyboard, phone, wifi, glasses, a book or notebook for a handbag, ‘autosave’, substantial foods that are grounding, conversation. ‘thinking time’ that mimics meditation
💊Cancer: domestic peace, a fridge full of food and ice cream and wine. a supportive phone call, soft human touch, devouring embrace. reassurance. fond memories. rainfall
💊Leo: arms big enough to take complete hold of them, a loving touch, their pets, 300 compliments and praises for 1 critique, hope and faith, the inner knowing that the sun will rise inside once again. play and physical activity
💊Virgo: any device, vice, or technique that quiets the mind – including sleep, caffeine, fiddly handheld implements they can play with inside their pocket, glasses, ears that will listen. reassurance. not having their problems minimised but rather acknowledged and understood
💊Libra: phone and instant messaging system, sweet creams and sugar. belonging in someone’s arms, the ability to float away in the bubble of imaginative reverie
💊Scorpio: a secluded and private recluse where they won’t be disturbed. affection and loving human touch that is not sexual. someone there, always willing and waiting for them to talk when they are ready
💊Sagittarius: complete freedom and trust, speculation and personal pilgrimages through travel, nature hiking, ocean swims. expansive reading material, lucky breaks, comedy and laughter. play and physical activity
💊Capricorn: a person they can depend on to hold up the world when they can’t manage anymore. the knowledge of long term security and purpose, subtle and genuine (not gushing) compliments, reassurance and comments. comedy and laughter
💊Aquarius: wifi, platform for thought exchange, online communities and friendship circle. launching into the limitless cosmic vault within the mind
💊Pisces: literature, music, netflix, and secluded bedroom. devices and vices that form escape portals. sleep, the regeneration of dreaming, and the opportunity to wake slowly. faith and human touch

Masks and Masquerades – Weevilo707 – The Adventure Zone (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]

kravkalackin:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hurley/Sloane (The Adventure Zone)
Characters: Hurley (The Adventure Zone), Sloane (The Adventure Zone), Captain Captain Bain
Additional Tags: Hurloane, Costume Parties & Masquerades, Secret Identity, thief sloan
Summary:

Hurley is set to be security in the fanciest ball in Neverwinter, and expects it to be a rather boring and uneventful night full of the unapproachable rich and powerful. One person there though seems to be a bit different however.

In which Hurley is too gay to do her job properly

i wrote a thing for a secret santa for @galexyvalkyrie

Masks and Masquerades – Weevilo707 – The Adventure Zone (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]

parttimepup:

parttimepup:

Do you ever think about how sperm don’t work right at body temperature and that’s why males have external testicles? Design-wise that is such a huge risk to take. Your most important organ is swinging free outside your body, vulnerable to injury or attack. All because one (1) type of cell, your fucking gametes for christ’s sake, cannot function at the normal body temperature of the organism they belong to. What the fuck. I never want to hear a man try and say females are biologically inferior ever again.

While I’m at it also they have to share one hole that they both pee and have sex out of. That’s fucking gross and unsanitary. Everytime a man cums in you you’re also getting all the pee that was in his urethra enjoy that thought ladies. You know how many holes birds have? One. They pee, poop and have sex all in the same hole it’s called the cloaca. You know how many holes women have? Three. Because we evolved one. Evolution-wise, men fall somewhere between a chicken and a human female. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

nyc-looks:

Krisha

“I’m wearing a 3NY sweater, a vintage skirt, an Henrik Vibskov coat, and MM6 Maison Margiela boots. My style mood changes from classic with a funky twist in the late fall and winter to more bohemian and ethnic prints in the spring and summer. I simply admire cool pieces, whether I find them at Beacon’s Closet or Barneys.”

Feb 3, 2018 ∙ Manhattan Vintage

uumans:

claryfightwood:

no offence but let yourself be ugly!! you don’t have to fix your hair if you’re not going anywhere you don’t have to cover up ur spots or change out of your lounge pants to go buy milk like damn we really gotta let ourselves be comfortable without constantly apologising for just looking normal and it’s hard but i think we need to practice looking in the mirror and saying i look ugly af today and that’s okay!! tru self care is letting urself be ugly tbh

I love this version of self-love because it’s much more feasible for people who are self-conscious. Like it takes years of powerful reconditioning to convince yourself that your flaws, like stretch marks or acne or cellulitis, are attractive. It’s basically impossible for most people.

But learning to say “so what, I’m ugly, there’s more to life” not only overwrites this narrative that we have to feel attractive in some way (which is bs) but also reroutes your actual attention to just, living, instead of examining, evaluating, and judging your appearance