concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods
what is a customer? a miserable little pile of coupons
“I am wearing a dress that was custom-made for me this summer by my ex’s tailor in San Francisco. I had found a vintage dress exactly like it, but in a plain linen fabric, on eBay a year ago and tragically let it slip. This summer he wanted to buy my art from me I didn’t want to charge him so instead he brought me to a fabric store when I visited and showed the photos to his tailor. The fabric I chose is a floral cotton jacquard. It’s my favorite thing I own now. I got the jacket at an estate sale and the shoes are split-sole hip hop/modern dance sneakers from Ali Express. My bag is from Domo Williamsburg. My style is inspired by the man who robbed the Santander Bank in Staten Island in a dress in 2016.”
coherent people are the worst..like stop making sense for one fucking second. say some nonsense every once in a while. literally so boring if i can understand every word you say like shut up or say some dumb shit i swear to god
These enamel earrings in the shape of hands hold pieces of shrapnel removed from the eye and forehead of Denmark’s King Christian IV after he was wounded in battle. He gave the earrings to his mistress.
some of u are 15 w urls like awomanisafieldofcorn when i was 15 i was literally barely even aware i was a girl and i was definitely not aware of the metaphysical relationship that exists between womanhood and agriculture
take time to figure it out 