why isn’t this #1 in 40 countries
Lesbian ask game!
1. Sun lesbian or moon lesbian
2. Flannel lesbian or sweater lesbian
3. Curly fry lesbian or waffle fry lesbian
4. Thrift store lesbian or high brow lesbian
5. 70’s disco lesbian or 90’s grunge lesbian
6. Fat cat lesbian or hairless cat lesbian
7. Chinese takeout lesbian or pizza delivery lesbian
8. Big dog lesbian or tiny dog lesbian
9. MoMA lesbian or metropolitan lesbian
10. Matte nail lesbian or glossy nail lesbian
11. Red lipstick lesbian or dusty rose lesbian
12. Crop top lesbian or maxi dress lesbian
13. Neck kisses lesbian or forehead kisses lesbian
14. Fluffy fat cat lesbian or tiny hairless cat lesbian
15. Leather jacket lesbian or letterman jacket lesbian
16. Puts too much salt on food lesbian or too much pepper
17. Glitter eyeshadow lesbian or matte eyeshadow lesbian
18. Flower lesbian or succulent lesbian
19. Ugly cat print sweater lesbian or jean jacket that looks like it’s been through a war lesbian
20. Spaghettios lesbian or Kraft dinner lesbian
21. Hot chocolate lesbian or lemonade lesbian
22. Champagne lesbian or whiskey lesbian
23. Dark aesthetic lesbian or pastel aesthetic lesbian
24. Silk velvet lesbian or crushed velvet lesbian
25. Ball gown lesbian or tuxedo lesbian
26. Forest lesbian or space lesbian
27. Lennon glasses lesbian or aviators lesbian
28. Hestia lesbian or Artemis Lesbian
29. Nose piercing lesbian or belly button piercing lesbian
30. Electric guitar lesbian or ukulele lesbian
31. Converse lesbian or doc martens lesbian
32. Hayley Kiyoko lesbian or Mary Lambert lesbian
33. Olive Garden lesbian or Chiles lesbian
34. Tarot card lesbian or astrology lesbian
35. Peppermint lesbian or cinnamon lesbian
36. Playing-with-her-hair lesbian or getting-hair-played-with lesbian
37. Victim of tickle attacks lesbian or tickle attacker lesbian
38. Tiny tattoo lesbian or whole sleeve of tattoos lesbian
39. Lady and the tramp lesbian or aristocats lesbian
40. Cool Rock collection lesbian or cool leaf collection lesbian
41. Art hoe lesbian or music hoe lesbian
42. 80’s windbreaker lesbian or 80’s blazer lesbian
43. Mom jeans lesbian or skinny jeans lesbian
44. Silver lesbian or gold lesbian
45. Flower crown lesbian or snap back lesbian
46. Annie on my mind lesbian or rubyfruit jungle lesbian
47. Breakfast club lesbian or princess bride lesbian
48. “Wanna cuddle?” Lesbian or surprise hug attack lesbian
49. Jupiter lesbian or Pluto lesbian
50. Make her mixtapes lesbian or sketchbook filled with drawings of her lesbian

I’m a mix between 10hrs nap and ignoring everyone
Bad eating and Caffeine.
I really really really want to go to Salvation Army and get an oversized men’s houndstooth blazer which as a gay is oppressing myself but it’s fine because I have store credit from a sweater I bought that I realized too late looked like clown pubes
here’s some of my random spotify playlists check them out if you want they make no sense
- songs that sounds like they’re from the 80s but aren’t
- you make a cute new friend but you’re not sure if she’s gay and you don’t want to ruin this new friendship so you’re going to try to have fun hanging out with her while not developing any feelings
- waiting rooms are liminal spaces
- chill vampire tunes for ppl who just got bitten recently
- soundtrack for a horror movie where the lesbian couple survive and kill the axe murderer/exorcise the demons/bust some ghosts,etc.
- those kids riding on their bikes in indie movies
- this one literally makes no sense if you haven’t read the basic eight i guess but i’ll put it here anyway because imo it’s good if you haven’t read it just picture a teenage girl at a party that goes very very wrong
- modern songs i would put on the soundtrack of a western movie (ignore the title,,)
in therapy my therapist and i were talking about my own feelings of self worth in relationships. and she asked me to say qualities about myself that someone else would be attracted to, on a romantic and platonic level. so i named some things like compassionate, empathetic, etc. and she said “you named things that you can give someone. ways you can serve, rather than ways that you are” and y’all..my mind was blown that’s gonna stick with me forever like she then proceed to tell me actual innate qualities about myself that she liked and thought anyone else would like as well and i hadn’t even considered those because like she said i was focused on things i could do outwardly to attract and maintain connections rather than who i was as a person..goddamn!!! thats tea!!!
With this in mind, this also makes me think of the ways people describe us. When people say the reasons that they love/like you or describe you as a person, are they only naming ways that you serve them? Are they equating your worth with how much you do for them?
ex. “You’re such a good listener. You’re so generous, you’re so compassionate. You’re always there for me. You always hold me down. You’re reliable”
vs.
“You’re so funny! You’re very vibrant. You’re creative, passionate, and intelligent. You’re optimistic. You’re so talented at ____” , etc. I think that’s very telling.
friendly ass reminder that kit kats are the supreme candy bar and no other candy bar can ever compare and that’s tea
Yo have you ever had japanese kitkats tho? they come is like six million bomb-ass flavors, like green tea, strawberry, BBQ, Pumpkin, Taro… I had the Caramel Pudding ones once and I’ve never really recovered.
fun fact kit kats are very popular with students in japan because ‘kit kat’ sounds like a phrase that means ‘to do well’ so it’s a major study for finals snack
Was just talking about this with friends!
“kitto katsu” is basically saying to your friend “Good luck!” so handing them a kit-kat bar is the gift equivalent of the same~
It’s きっと勝つ meaning literally “surely win”.🍫
This is adorable, I had no idea!
listen, one of the big reasons people on here don’t ship ned and peter is bc ned is fat and is a poc. look if you genuinely don’t ship them, fine, but for a lot of y’all it’s bc you don’t think ned is good enough. nobody is saying it, but you KNOW if they’d cast some skinny white guy as mcu ned leeds then you assholes would be tripping over yourselves to ship them, calling them your precious lgbt+ kids. i see you guys.
mcu ned leeds is cute and deserves love.
Perfectionism is very addictive because it is very seductive. It’s so great to think ‘There’s a way I can do things where I can never be held in judgment by other people, that I can totally escape criticism.’ But it doesn’t work.
at a United Nations assembly
t’challa: thank you for your time everyone. Now, I believe my cousin and trusted advisor, N’Jadaka, would like to say a few words
killmonger: *lips right on the microphone* eating ass is the only ethical consumption under capitalism
t’challa: why are you like this