starlight-lilith:

hooligan-nova:

letshearitforthisclown:

shotgundickhole:

letshearitforthisclown:

*young republican voice* i don’t see why my rich, rich, rich rich rich, rich rich rich rich, so fucking rich, father should have to pay for poorer boys school lunches. he could spend that money on a racism machine

Racism machine…
You mean a brain?

this is what the right deems as a comeback

Has a self-burn ever been so devastating?

op: right wing people are mean and racist
right-winger, attempting a comeback: Oh yeah? Well, I’m racist

arandomthot:

Going to have to remember that line

ayanefujioka:

woven (and combined technique) sample collection inspired by primary forest in Yakushima, Japan. All yarns except embroidery threads are hand dyed or painted.

femmebotdyke:

you know when a man says something vile or boring that is supposed to amuse you but you look at him deliberately disinterested just to humiliate his efforts n he’s like ‘you don’t have a sense of humour’. yeah I don’t, and? don’t speak to me

Australian high school creative writing be like

dorfs:

It was a hot and sweaty day. The sun blared across the oval as a cool bead of sweat rolled down Matt’s face. He could hear the yelling of Tim, James, Tom, Tim, and Jim in the background. Matt was in the zone and ready to take down Ben once and for all.

gay-boostergold:

Mom says it’s my turn to be the cowboy

trainthief:

rvancoogler:

when heist/con movies are subversive, it’s because the protagonists (often poor) use the trappings of power (high-end clothing, accents, mannerisms) to play INTO class biases, and then dupe those in the 1% and steal their money. exception is ocean’s 8 which was most acutely subversive when anne hathway slapp

Shreya never quote me on this but you are so very wise