take time to figure it out

I love when this app just closes itself on me like you’re right thank you

Coworkers: “Wow look at you listening to your podcasts all the time. How intellectual!”

Me: [awkwardly] “Haha thanks.”

Griffin McElroy, through my earpiece: “When you NUT IN SPACE, it PUSH YOU BACKWARDS.”

sukies:

for wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning — Vincent van Gogh

babelady:

vangoghcean:

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

it’s where snacks belong

argumate:

I like big butts and I cannot lie, my other brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

tayorswift:

How Gay Is That? Feat. Adam Rippon

conchobarbarian:

normally it’s spelled j-e-f-f but geoff I guess