ogrl:

no offense but…………when do i get to b blessed with a gf

halfmoongay:

infinity war

the avengers: okay we gotta figure out how to defeat thanos

peter: well you SEE we’ll use the bittenbinder method. everyone grab alka seltzer tabs and place them in your mouths to make it look like you have rabies. now we’ve thrown him off his rhythm,

asexualbrittaperry:

lizardsister:

tilthat:

TIL on the set of The Princess Bride, André the Giant once “let out a 16 second fart and brought production to a standstill.” Nobody said anything except director Rob Reiner, who said “Are you OK, André?” to which André replied, “I am now boss.”

via reddit.com

legends only

im crying the lack of a comma meant that for a full minute I interpreted this as him declaring himself the new boss

notursneverwasx:

have you seen them

pettydavis:

pda is only cute when gays do it