peterquillapologist:

anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.

jazzhell:

a great look is the mama mia the movie look…like carefree girls and women of all ages living on a scenic beach shore with their friends and family and its always sunny and everybodys always in some state of partial undress w a bathing suit on and theres only 2 men on the island and one of them is colin firth

coffee-khaleesi:

When I was training to be a battered women’s advocate, my supervisor said something that really blew my mind:

“You can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if they’re having a day where their best just isn’t that great, or their best doesn’t look like your best, you have to be okay with that.”

Any now whenever anyone in my life, either a friend or a client, frustrates me, disappoints me, or pisses me off, I just tell myself They are doing their best. Their best isn’t that great today, but I have days where my best isn’t that great either. 

OC: Winter Soldier – Arboreal – The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

arboreal-elm-ash-oak:

Chapters: 5/?
Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Tony Stark
Characters: James “Bucky” Barnes, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Darcy Lewis
Additional Tags: Canon Divergence – Post-Avengers (2012), Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe, modern!Bucky
Summary:

Modern day Bucky writes Avengers fanfiction as a way to deal with losing his arm while in the military. The Winter Soldier is an original character he concocted as a villain for one of his stories that becomes popular. Only his villain’s plots to take down the Avengers turn out to be a little too good. Also, would shipping the Winter Soldier with Iron Man be a little too Mary Sue?

OC: Winter Soldier – Arboreal – The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

derpyflower:

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darkqueen-of-asgard:

ultrafacts:

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This is true btw. I did a report about Ann Boney in school and Read actually liked her back so they ran away together and were considered the two most terrifying pirates across the seven seas

Lesbian Pirates

Give us this film

Just fyi – many of the illustrations and statues of them show them with their breasts exposed.  This is not because they are sexualising lesbians but because these women often used to open their shirts and expose a breast when they killed a man just so the man’s dying thought would be the realisation that he was killed by a woman.

tits out for murder!!! a true aesthetic!!!

@siderarum

legolokiismighty:

louisamayanniecat:

silentthevoice:

Petition to change “he looked at her like she was the sun” to “he looked at her like she was the moon” and any other variation bc I look at the moon in wonder and love and amazement while I’ve only ever just squinted angrily at the sun

He looked at her like she was the sun, in that he never looked at her except in frustration. He basked in her warmth, he complained when she was gone, but he never looked. On days she was muted, he complained. On days she was stronger, he hid from her. He never looked at her until she was leaving, and in the beauty of the sunset he wondered how he’d never seen her before.

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