at the beginning of the show sherlock’s hands are primly folded in his lap, he’s right at the back of the room because he’s 300% sure he’s not going to enjoy this shit and ten minutes into the set his scarf is half-untied, he’s wheezing and hanging onto his chair for dear life, he thinks john watson is simply the funniest
whenever john pauses to take a sip of water he discreetly winks at sherlock. and sherlock’s just sitting there going :> and flushing so hard
john’s in the middle of his set when he makes eye contact with sherlock and he suddenly stops. he looks up to the ceiling, blinking hard, and then he says sombrely into the microphone, “sorry about that, i completely forgot to thank the lord my saviour today for making me bisexual”
he makes this one really meta anatomy joke and sherlock’s the only who gets it and doubles over laughing. john smiles at his shoes, twirling the microphone chord, and says, “there’s always one”
then this one heckler in the front row tells john to “suck a dick” and john’s like, “ohh, i intend to,” and half the audience turns around to look at sherlock? and then john gets down on one knee so that he’s looking right into the heckler’s eyes and he gives a play-by-play to the rest of the audience- “he’s mute. oh, this is fucking lovely. the poor sod can’t even talk, he’s- oh! oh wait, oh wait, he’s about to take another dump out of his mouth- no, he’s frozen. like a popsicle. dipshit on a stick. hoo boy, natural selection’s been taking its time with this one” and sherlock is cheering along with everyone else
after the set’s over sherlock tries to hang back and pay his compliments but the security personnel isn’t having it. sherlock draws himself to full height and says in his most imperious voice, “excuse me, i am the headliner’s boyfriend, unhand me this instant-” and john reaches exactly at that moment and grins and asks, “you’re the who’s what?” and sherlock is mortified. “um. the headliner’s…boyfriend?” and john takes him by the arm and says, “quite right,” and goes, “ta, mates,” to the confused personnel
they step outside. it’s chilly. john says, “sherlock, right?” and sherlock nods and stuffs his hands into his pocket and puts his coat collar up so that john can’t tell just how badly he’s blushing. and john just exhales, with this lovely, liquid smile on his face and tells him, “i’m. uh. not very eloquent off the stage (sherlock snorts, and john’s smile widens), but. i have two shows in town before i have to leave- so would you like to-” and sherlock yelps “YES” and john breaks off, chuckling, “you didn’t know how i’d end that sentence.” “i did” “what was i going to suggest?” sherlock stares hard at him for a full second before announcing, “tea” and john shakes his head, amused and terribly fond, “that was a lucky guess,” and sherlock snorts even louder
they exchange numbers, and john walks him to the main road so that sherlock can hail a cab. sherlock opens the door, takes a deep breath, pecks john on the cheek without saying a word and ducks into the cab, telling the driver to go go go, and john’s left standing on the pavement, punch-drunk, suddenly hit with the realisation that he’s a goner
you guys online are on some 2088 AD gay rights shit meanwhile I’ve been out of the closet for 3 years now and STILL every time I see anyone acting unabashedly gay in public I’m blown away by their bravery. Like it’s worth it to you too huh? I love you
also found this cave after skirting along a cliff for a while so even though it’d be a perilous trip every time i ran to the store I might just move in and claim squatters rights cause no landlord and what a view
this is actually a tig notaro and stanley tucci fanblog and im just really bad at staying on theme
OH MMOVIE IDEA: Tig and Stanley were childhood best friends who went to different colleges and haven’t seen each other in 20 years, they reunite at their high school reunion and are both out in their day to day lives but never came out to their hometown or to each other. They both think the other is repressed and doesnt know theyre gay and in love with the “best friends” that they brought along to the party. They spend the whole night trying to lock each other in abandoned classrooms with their respective long-time spouses. A million dollar box office, opening night
reblog with what your mbti actually is and what you got from this :))
i’m curious [this is my interpretation btw, some may say that the different letters are represented by different parts of a natal chart. this is what i believe]
are we really just going to pretend that comments such as these from ace inclusionists don’t play into age-old (dangerous) stereotypes that paint lgbt people as hypersexual predatory freaks who are a danger to children? is that what we’re doing now? acting like this isn’t repackaged vintage homophobia? okay
LIKE if the first image that comes to your mind when you think of gay people is “sex-crazed weirdo threatening innocent children with their sexuality” i just. i feel like that indicates you have some critical self-examination to go through idk
The sentence “keep it in your pants queers” made me feel ill. This sounds like a line from a TV show where a group of gay people are about to be beaten up. Who would genuinely think this is ok??
take time to figure it out 