Riverdale Season 4 will just be about Archie having a frantic gay english teacher played by andrew scott who tells him to come out through a series of thinly veiled football metaphors and makes him scream poetry off of rooftops
whn someone asks what i want to do with my loife im like..Yah i wanna ride the metro in the winter….be aparty girl.uhhhh take a dance class and wear leg warmers Umm..have a little baby……Sit on the prairie by my river and close my eyes..thanks so much
veronica: fello ladies and lords of young riverdale, it is my greatest pleasure to announce that yours truly is a part of riverdale high’s FIRST OFFICIAL POLYAMOROUS THROUPLE!!!!
gay kevin: veronica, you know your not actually involved in this, right?
veronica: well, you guys are dating MY gay boyfriend, so yeah, gay kevin, i would say i’m VERY involved!
joaquin: a throuple is only three people. that’s what makes it a throuple.
garchie: (counting on his fingers to fact-check joaquin’s math but he gets too confused and kevin has to help him)