John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body
Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands
Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE
He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’
Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.
proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera
THIS IS SORT OF A THING. ALSO, I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO PROPERLY DENOTE GRIFFIN’S TONE BUT IT’S THE ONE THAT’S LIKE EXAGGERATED AND HIGHER PITCHED AND HE DRAWS WORDS OUT MORE.
JUSTIN: Hello and welcome to My Brother, My Brother and Me, an advice show for the modren era. I’m your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
TRAVIS: I’m your middlest brother, Travis McElroy.
GRIFFIN: And I—well, boys, I am Daredevil.
JUSTIN: Wow, I have to say—this is unexpected news, Griffin.
GRIFFIN: Now, Justin, I must ask that you refer to me as my true name—which, as I’ve said, is Daredevil.
JUSTIN: [giggling] Sorry, of course—Daredevil.
GRIFFIN: Thank you. Now, I’ll take any questions you might have about my illicit nighttime deviling.
TRAVIS: How bad is the commute from Austin to New York?
GRIFFIN: That’s a great question, Travis, and I will tell you—it is killing me slowly. I do all my daily podcast and husband and father duties and then out I go to catch that plane to the big ol’ city that I protect every night with all my good, good superhero pals.
JUSTIN: Like who?
GRIFFIN: Like the—the Spider Child and…Metal Man and, of course, that muscular dreamboat we know as Thor.
TRAVIS: Is Thor as handsome in real life as he seems on the television and also on my desktop background?
GRIFFIN: Oh, handsomer, Travis. So handsome, in fact, that—in the spirit of full honesty—I have begun an affair with him of an exclusively sexual nature.
JUSTIN: Whoa. What does your wife think about that?
GRIFFIN: I’m here to tell my truth and not Rachel’s but, uh–[LOW LAUGHING] she likes it. She likes it a lot.
TRAVIS: Griffin–
GRIFFIN: [CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY]
TRAVIS: Oh, I apologize–Daredevil, can you tell us your origin story?
GRIFFIN: Well, one day I was walking down the street, happy as you please, when suddenly–well, Trav, I got bitten by el Diablo himself.
JUSTIN: Like Satan.
GRIFFIN: Yep, ornery old Lucifer nipped me good and now I have muscles and can do things with my body without it immediately breaking down. Also, I got an insatiable lust for justice and full leather bodysuits.
TRAVIS: One last question, Mr. Devil.
GRIFFIN: Absolutely.
TRAVIS: Where did he bite you?
GRIFFIN:…this interview is over. Let’s give some advice.
I really need to take the time to write a piece on the ACT-UP “Stop the Church” demonstration in St. Patrick’s Cathedral, its press coverage, and the documentary Stop the Church, because it is truly one of the most prophetic moments in recent Church history and it’s just so forgotten
The theological weight of a Catholic ACT-UP member taking a communion wafer, breaking it, and throwing it on the floor is so intense, a prophetic condemnation of the Church’s hypocritical actions toward the corpus verum by showcasing their offense at the same action being taken toward the corpus mysticum
A refusal to allow them to believe themselves to be in communion with humanity and the Divine while sanctioning and justifying the desecration of the Divine body in the streets and in hospitals
take time to figure it out 