prcserpina:

those posts like ‘how to be a real life angel’ that tell you to douse yourself in chanel perfume and only use dior makeup and dress in silks and satins, promote the most absurd level of self-obsession and materialism and are complete and utter bullshit, just fyi. if you want to be angelic or fairy-like or whatever, you don’t need to be able to afford givenchy and spend entire days at a time in spa treatments. be kind, open your bedroom windows to let in the fresh air, every once in a while sleep with the curtains open so you can see the stars at night, pick wildflowers on your way home and stick them in a glass on your desk, maybe give the money you were going to use to buy yourself a coffee to someone you walk past who needs it more than you do. being ethereal comes from within. you don’t need to eat macarons while having a manicure to feel so. really.

rlyehtaxidermist:

prokopetz:

Just as the phrase “what the entire fuck” implies the existence of fractional fucks, the phrase “what the absolute fuck” implies the existence of both positive and negative fucks (or else there would be no need for an absolute value operation). Taken together with the phrase “what the actual fuck” (which implies the existence of imaginary fucks), we may thus conclude that fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

Technically, we can only conclude that “a fuck” is an element of some norm space over a field containing fractional values; the space being isomorphic to ℂ is a substantially stronger claim.