lets-do-get-help:

starkerravingmad:

stevegfuckingrogers:

not-to-worry—fan-not-stalker:

glutenfreewaffles:

This man

never

lets anyone

drive him.

He literally

is always

the one in the drivers seat.

He has a chauffeur 

that he drives. 

And then I realized…

There’s probably

good reason

for that. 

OH WELL GOD DAMN YOU…

BUT HE DOES LET HAPPY DRIVE HIM WHEN HE’S TAKING PETER HOME, BECAUSE GIVING PETER HIS FULL ATTENTION AFTER DRAGGING HIM INTO THE AIRPORT FIGHT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO TONY THAN FEELING PERSONALLY SAFE

AND THAT’S THE TEA

MY FUCKING HEART

attiinova:

UNCLENCH your TEETH

cephalotodd:

how does nobody ever suspect matt of anything when karens like “the devil of hells kitchen is so hot.. you shouldve seen him” and matts just in the corner like B) … okay you thot