mockiato:

husband:

(Butler voice) Your coochie, sir

I’m so mad that I’ve seen this post like ten times and I just now figured out it meant like a servant not like Judith Butler

peteseeger:

claratwelve:

thirteen: when people need help, i NEVER refuse

universe: if you save this man, yaz won’t be born

thirteen: 

trevenant:

thegestianpoet:

trevenant:

trevenant:

Council of gays. Assemble

Good afternoon, and thank you all for being here. During these proceedings we will determine how to properly deal with men who wear shorts in temperature lower than 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius

ride by on rollerskates and spray paint their exposed legs a stunning mauve hue

motion passed council adjourned