layallyourlove:

layallyourlove:

shoutbird:

portvaillant:

portvaillant:

you’re not allowed to have Riverdale OCs, instead you can make up fake drugs for them to do on the show 

My original Riverdale fake drug is, of course , called Loki Feels and you take it in the form of laced gelatin slime 

Mine is called Crossover, it turns your hair white, makes you quip at a higher rate but severely unbalances you around french machinery

my original riverdale drug is called Minty J and it’s a holiday-themed drug they take in the christmas episode. it looks like this

[my original edit do not steal]

one lick and it makes you hallucinate and lose all feeling in your toes

leaked script from said christmas episode

cheryl: c’mon betty, it’s not a holiday party without some Minty J

betty (to jughead): i’ll only try it if you do, juggie

archie: *takes a huge crunchy bite of his Minty J*

veronica: archiekins, you’re supposed to lick it…

cheryl: oh cool archie is floating now. archie is levitating and his eyes are glowing bright red

jughead: Jughead