netfliximab:

you know what movie is still really fun? miss congeniality. i would say that it’s both fun and deserves a lesbian remake but we don’t actually need a story about lesbians who need to perform hyperfemininity in order to find love. instead we deserve lesbian miss congeniality sequel where miss rhode island/miss united states needs to go into witness protection to escape her religious fundamentalist family who were enraged by her flaming batons and sandra bullock protects her and helps her become a grunge lesbian and THEN they fall in love