loudest-subtext-in-television:

teaandforeshadowing:

loudest-subtext-in-television:

Mycroft kidnapping John in ASiP like “how soon can you marry my brother? the end of the week? when will I have this happy annoucement? no seriously I need you to pick a side. the side of my lonely gay brother. I need you to decide RIGHT NOW if you’re dedicating your life to my brother. he is a crier and if you aren’t 100% committed he will cry and I will detain you and erase all records of your existence. he doesn’t have any friends by the way, so he could be all yours, you jealous trash bin. imagine how much a person like my weirdo brother would need you. that’s nice, isn’t it? being needed? imagine all your days being like the war you miss so much. whelp, balance of probability is looking like you’re going to marry him so I’m going to let you off with a warning, but I’ll be in touch”

oh damn and john was so fucking protective bc he’d already adopted sherlock as his sensitive emotional pseudo-husband and mycroft was just trying to make sure john knew what he was getting into but john was having none of it. like “take care of my poor baby brother for me” “bitch u stay away from us i need to protect this sad gay child i LITERALLY JUST moved in with step off bruv” i swear he was preparing himself to shoot mycroft until sherlock mentioned he was his brother omg

John literally has the assistant of the guy he wants to kill drop him off to GET the weapon he intends to kill her boss with

John Watson everybody