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treshornysweetflips:

Barry and Lup have such an influence on how Kravitz handles bounties cause I just relistened to Crystal kingdom and Kravitz just snuck around trying to fuck over THB and it was like five episodes before he even talked to them and like eight episodes before he told them what his job was.

Hard cut to the san fran live show where they appear in a massive cloud of ravens, skeletal face and booming voice, declaring the will of the raven queen, with i imagine Barry and Lup posing like jessie and james behind him. Much faster and more to the point I’d say.

The Raven Queen: Kravitz it’s time for your quarterly review. In addition to pardoning three bounties, you’ve also been spending a lot of time, and I quote, “just generally fucking with people” instead of getting to the point and reaping them.

Kravitz: who are you quoting?

Lup, behind the Raven Queen: *waves*

The Raven Queen: from now on, the new policy is that you have to let people know who you are and why you’re killing them, and then get on with it

Lup, silently mouthing: it was supposed to be a compliment

The Raven Queen: however, as a compromise, I’ve given you the power to travel via a giant unkindness of ravens, to suitably intimidate necromancers while maintaining the “aesthetic”

Lup: *gives Kravitz a double thumbs up and a huge grin*