typesofbutches:

Types of butch lesbians #10: planets

Mercury butch: loves to run and exercise, entire wardrobe is workout clothes, old hoodies, short but still intimidating, a quiet sort of confidence

Venus butch: fiery temper, always sweaty, bomber jackets, buttoned up flannels, battered jeans, only listens to upbeat music, assertive and refuses to hide it

Earth butch: thinks they’re healthy but isn’t, has way too many bad habits, colorful clothing, loves animals, speaks with a lisp, always ends up pushing everyone away

Mars butch: smug grins, spiked leather jackets, too impulsive for their own good, Mohawks, a punk dyke, rides motorcycles, thinks they’re meaner than they are, gets upset when you’re not giving them attention

Jupiter butch: chubby and soft, towers over their friends, orange juice, sweets, loves the desert, passionate about perfume, wants to skateboard but always falls, too kind to ever get angry

Saturn butch: loves jewelry, 80s synth pop, thrifts all their clothes, loves experimenting with hair dye, baggy jeans, tucks their t shirt in, wants to be in a band

Uranus butch: thrives in cold weather, makes too many puns, owns too many clothes, hundreds of jackets, always experimenting with styles, keeps up with all the recent trends

Neptune butch: can never keep their skin clear, stormy skies, loves the ocean, always dressed in black, choppy buzz cuts, had an intense emo phase, acts tough but just wants to be loved

Pluto butch: always left out, lonely, the short friend, layers and layers of clothing, doesn’t own anything with color, can never stay warm, doesn’t have many friends, but the ones they have are loyal until the end