karfuckingstrider:

i imagine taako ended up telling mangus and merle about dating kravitz completely accidentally because he couldn’t resist making some stupid joke. just in the middle of some random conversation like 

merle: well it’s only sorta dead
magnus: uh, death is a pretty straight concept, you’re either dead or you’re not right? 
taako: death isn’t straight, death is gay as fuck and sucked my dick behind an opera house last week