houses + acting like my friends

its-harrypooter:

Gryffindor: “guys I think im ready for sex” “babe, you’ve never even kissed a boy” // *has two lockers but can’t keep either of them clean* // “I cried three times last night” // “do you guys want to get chips after this?” // “does anyone have any food they dont want?”

Ravenclaw: feels threatened when someone gets a better score on a test in their favourite subject // *walks into classroom* “fuck this” // pretends to listen to music so they dont have to talk to other people during class // “I bought a coffee machine its in my locker”

Slytherin: “im not lending you my homework if you didn’t do it” // “can I be excused?” “you need to go to the restroom?” “no I just really fucking hate this” // has a black market for bubble gum going out of their dorm // *visibly eating chips in the lab*

Hufflepuff: has paint on their uniform 24/7 // “Im only here for the exam im going home after this” // “do we have to go outside? I went outside yesterday!” // “guess who got an A+ on an essay they didn’t know about!” // “everything here is so expensive” *accidentally breaks lamp* “I hope that wasn’t”