No but hear me out.. what about a Sherlock-The Devil Wears Prada AU, featuring: gorgeous, bitchy director of British Vogue, gay as hell, Sherlock Holmes, “your choice of garments makes me want to strangle myself with this cashmere Gucci scarf but here, the job’s yours because you’re not a total imbecile, also your butt looks cute in that monstrosity you call trousers”
and retired army captain, now new fashion intern without a clue, John Watson, “wait, you mean to tell me you can wear this bloody thing and get away with it, man I am too old for this shit but daamn, the posh boy is insanely hot, I’d like to satisfy his every whim in the bedroom”
take time to figure it out 