imagine being sister edgelord’s IT guy like, “you want HOW many projectors WHERe?”
dude hanging on a scaffolding over the well attempting to install a Dropcam like “it’s a good thing this chick’s mind-programming is so compelling because this gig doesn’t even include dental”
lmao omg
How about the beta testing. “How emotionally challenging was your experience in test number 3. Did you just piss your pants from fear or laughter. Wrong answer and you can be Alex Garridebs in the next run-through.”
“bob, listen, the moriarty clips aren’t syncing with audio and the boss just threatened to strangle me with my own intestines, how good are you with Final Cut Pro?”
“So who’s going to tell her that retro-fitting the high-security cells on level -7 with automatic sliding secret doors linked to the main console will take 18 months?”
“Hey I have a newborn, guys, give me a break.”
“Alright, Fred, rock-paper-scissors?”
“Has anyone seen Joe? I thought he was on A/V for the Gun Room rehearsal”
“Dude, he failed the loudspeaker test-run, she mind-controlled him off the edge of the south wing during our last performance review.”
“That asshole owed me ten quid. Pass me a Rockstar?”
“So who wants to help me haul a grown man into a small fake room?”
“Who’s got the family pictures we need to put on the walls? Also we need glue, stat”
“I’ve only got scotch tape. I think the boss didn’t program me sufficiently”
“It is your turn to fly the helicopter”
“Fuck it – I thought I was getting an early night”
“The boss needs to go sit on a bus and flirt”
“Oh well in the case….”
This is the funniest thing I have seen all week.
“hey do you know where to get a coffin boss says we need one”
“Why the fuck would I know?”
“I don’t know you’re the one who set up the room”
“Fuck this I’m letting her enslave me off a bridge at this point”
Who painted the walls with the ‘dip a broom in red paint and pretend your fighting a room full of spiders’ aesthetic?
Shit what about the person directing the Moriarty talking heads? Did she reprogram the people who made The Storyteller?
“Alan, can you take over in the booth for me for a bit? I’ve filmed six hours so far and I’m not sure any of it is usable.”
“Ok, so what have we got so far? Can I see the script?
“No script, boss just said to give him all the cocaine he wants and tell him to do an impression of his brother hosting a game show. Every five minutes or so, we play a train whistle, which seems to get him going again.”
“I see. But if he keeps threatening to make me into shoes I’m gonna say we just turn in this mess for editing and call it good.”
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