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holdencaulfieldinthetardis:

“Hey There, John Watson” (a Johnlock-y rewrite of Hey There, Delilah)

Hey there, John Watson,

What’s it like back there in London?

I’m a thousand miles away,

But John, tonight I might come home

Just to see you

It’s such a foolish thing to do

But I need you

Hey there, John Watson,

I know you think that I died,

But in reality I faked it all

To help keep you alive

And now you’re free

Free from my mortal enemy

And free from me

Oh, what have you done to me?

Oh, my eyes can hardly see

Oh, what have you done to me?

Oh, what’s happening to me?

Now I can barely breathe

Hey there, John Watson,

I know seeing that was hard

But I did it all for you

And I’ll come home and heal

the scars so very soon

Can’t wait to come back home to you,

Sun to my moon

Hey there, John Watson,

There’s so much I didn’t say

If every single small deduction

Would still take your breath away

I’d say them all

Never again would I fall

We’d have it all

Oh, What have you done to me?

Oh, my eyes can hardly see

Oh, what have you done to me?

Oh, what’s happening to me?

I know I’ve been away awhile

But I can’t wait to see you smile

There’s so much you don’t know about my heart

That day we met in St. Bart’s lab,

The night I took off in the cab:

I’d never ask you for a better start

John Watson, I can promise you

That I’ll always be there for you

My universe will never be the same

And you’re to blame

Hey there, John Watson,

You be good and don’t you miss me

Two more years and I’ll be home with you,

Jim’s network will be hist’ry

Don’t be blue

You know I’m doing this for you

You can write up cases like you do

Hey there, John Watson,

Here’s to you

I’m missing you

Oh, what have you done to me?

Oh, my eyes can hardly see.

Oh, what have you done to me?

Oh, what’s happening to me?

I need you, don’t you see

It’s not a terrific recording, but all I have is a dinky microphone and a karaoke track, so whatever. But if anyone wants to re-record it, just make sure to credit the lyrics to me and send me a link so that I can reblog it. 🙂